“I wish that we could all be the same boob size so that boys wouldn’t have to love me for the balls of fat on my chest, but instead for the balls of fat on my stomach.”

-Taylor aka tay63098 (via flopsytheangrysloth013)

rouxfully:

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

This hasn’t been on my dash in way too long.

rouxfully:

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

This hasn’t been on my dash in way too long.

sci-universe:

Tiny starfishes I captured in the aquariums of Artis Royal Zoo, Amsterdam

giveitup-forlove:

buddhaofficial:

qu4ntumflvx:

beyondjustus:

fuckyeahkaleighrae:

bear-me-watson:

pleatedjeans:

Disney is a Magical Place (30 Pics)

Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG

the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha

This is why I love Disney

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON THOUGH

NO BUT YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING THE BEST ONE

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

downdowntherabbbithole:

sillysammy2297:

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

aarontveikmehome:

just saw a little girl at the beach about seven or eight years old and her name was cosette

the les mis fandom is reproducing

I would die if her future boyfriend is named Marius

So would all of his friends

How dare you

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

k-lionheart:

dead-men-talking:

spaceandstuffidk:

lightthiscandle:

jump-suit:

asonlynasacan:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

It is, and I am so happy.

So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

This post just keeps getting better and better.

Holy crap this is awesome.

my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

k-lionheart:

dead-men-talking:

spaceandstuffidk:

lightthiscandle:

jump-suit:

asonlynasacan:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

It is, and I am so happy.

So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

This post just keeps getting better and better.

Holy crap this is awesome.

my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

theghostoflove
CREDIT